what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
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A quote from A. A. Milne (via girlwithoutwings)
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
A quote from from “Hey Men, I’m Funnier Than You,” by Lindy West (via additionsays)
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Comedy clubs are almost always run by men, and they’re safe spaces for men. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard a male host introduce a female comic by saying, “And here’s your obligatory girl comic for the night!” Any female comics who are bold enough show up have to sit through 87 shitty, “edgy” jokes about how they deserve to be raped and murdered for not liking video games enough. (A completely run-of-the-mill example I heard recently: “Last night I brought this girl home, but she was being really loud during sex, so I told her, ‘Sssshhh, you don’t want to turn this rape into a murder!’”) It is a deeply uncomfortable environment—and I say that not as a shy, funny girl at her first open-mic, but as a woman who’s already achieved a certain level of comedic credibility. And then the conclusion, when successful male comics outnumber successful female comics 10:1? Obviously it’s because women just aren’t funny. Not like my rape jokes! I’m a maverick!
So, I’m a woman, and I’m really fucking funny all the time.
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crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
-dramatically runs in slow motion-
Never has a post been so accurate.
I’m envisioning a dramatic, slow-motion montage where the person jumps up, searching for the power cord, finds it, only to have to untangle it, and as they’re wrestling with the cord, the screen flickers and goes black. The person falls to their knees, shouting “NOOOO!!!!”, but the screen flickers back on!! It’s a miracle! They’re untangling it, they plug it into the computer, but wait! Where’s the outlet?!?! There it is, behind that chair!! They head towards it, but the cord’s too short!!!!!! Dashing back to the computer, the screen flickers again, the person grabs the computer, drags it toward the outlet.The screen goes black just as they’re plugging it in. But they’ve just made it. It comes back on, and the person jumps in the air, punching their fist in triumph, before collapsing to the ground, drained.omfg
Someone needs to explain this to me: if men can be taught to override their biological urges to be rapist, why can’t gays be taught to override their biological urges to be gay?
babyslothsandpuppysizedelephants:
You always see those feminsts with those “teach men not to rape!” signs and “your boy is a rapist and he doesn’t know it!”, but once you mention there some kind of “pray the gay away” clinic, the left freaks out.
Well, for one thing, “gay” refers to homosexual desires, not homosexual actions. A man could indeed control his desire to have sex with other men, consensually or otherwise. But praying/teaching is not going to make sexual desires go away, and no one is saying that they will. When feminists say that, we are saying that men need to learn to control their ACTIONS toward women, not their feelings. Men certainly *can* be taught to override their biological urges to be gay if by “override” you mean “not act on”. The argument is not that it’s impossible (although it is impossible to get rid of the sexual feelings themselves through prayer or something), but that it’s wrong, because being gay does not hurt anybody. With the rapist scenario, again, it would be impossible to teach men to not have sexual feelings for a woman, but it is certainly possible to teach them not to act on them without her consent.
You can teach actions, but not feelings. When those actions are hurtful, you should teach to not do them, and when they are harmless, you should not, and you should not advertise something that can only teach against an action as something that can pray away a feeling.
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This may be the most beautiful thing ever
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A quote from Meghan McCain (via azspot)
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hot damn
Well, I quit.
WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME
A quote from Jennifer Lawrence, on what makes her smile (x)
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